Title: To Become Gilderoy Lockhart
Author: Yami no Tsubasa
Pairing: RL/SS, RL/GL, SS/RL/GL, SS/GL, and hints on SB/JP and SB/JP/RL
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters of Harry Potter. They belong to Ms. J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers and whoever else own them (… ¬_¬U You wish, bitch!!). Also, the base line of this fic is not mine either. It is from another fanfiction called “Potio”, written by Seeker. I basically read the fic, loved it, gave me ideas… and voilà. Hope Seeker, a great fanfic writer won’t mind ^_^. You can find the original fic at this site: http://www.chance.slashcity.net/potio.html
. Don’t sue me, I’m making no money. The story was written only because I had the compulsive need to do it, but it’s free for anyone wanting to read it… and in legal age and disposition to do so.Warning: NC-17. It means several things. First of all, that if you are a minor, or you are not supposed to read NC-17 rated stuff, then DON’T READ IT!! NC-17 is used to design stuff containing explicit sexual behaviour, violence, use of mild language… you know… not politically correct things. Furthermore, this fic in dedicated to yaoi, or slash… whatever you know it as, which means that it’s about homosexual relations. More down to earth, man-man relationships…. ¬_¬U If you are very dense… sex between men… as in men kissing… each other, men having sex with men, lusting for each other, making moves on each other, falling in love with each other… and such. There is plenty of mild language too. It also has some … hints of… zoophilia, or “bestiality”, whatever you call it (This didn’t happen in the original fanfic!!!!). Which is namely a human being having sex with an animal. If you can’t take it… well, don’t read the fanfic. If you would like to read the fanfic but skip that part, hey, feel free to do so. I’m really not a big fan of this kind of behaviour, but I felt it was very justified to happen in here.
Furthermore… if you are a purist of the story, I have to tell you that the following fic contains stuff that wouldn’t be able on the original story. So, there are parts… quite AU. I don’t mean that now all of them are muggles working for Howgart’s Corp. or something like that… though that already gave me a new idea for a new fanfiction, (hmmmmm…), but there will be stuff happening that is not supposed to happen. I’ve made up myself some spells, some potions, and I’ve broken some magical-Physical Laws. If you don’t like it… fuck it.
If this is not your thing, don’t read it… you are not being forced. If you read it and don’t like it, you feel offended, and feel the impulse to express your disgust… ¬_¬ Call my assistant. You can reach him a 666-FUCKIT. And while you wait to be attended by him, write down your complains in a piece of paper, roll it and stick it up your ass… as far as it can go.«@~~ººº~~@»
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